The author’s daughter poses with the Beatles in front of “The Beatles LOVE” theater.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nMy daughter was too young to see the Cirque show — five is the minimum age — but we posed for photos in front of the jumping Beatles sculpture near the theater entrance. We ogled the merchandise in the adjacent Beatles store. And when a tribute show called \u201cB: A Tribute to the Beatles\u201d came on Groupon, I knew immediately what I needed to do.<\/p>\n
OK, so I\u2019ll burn in hell. She will require years of therapy. She’ll never trust anything told to her by another man.<\/p>\n
But hold on. Doesn\u2019t nearly every American parent do the same exact thing to their kids with Santa Claus?<\/p>\n
Telling that<\/em> lie is acceptable, just so they can experience the magic in their kids’ eyes and vicariously return to their own childhoods. But substituting a still-performing Beatles for a fat guy in red pajamas is unconscionable?<\/strong><\/p>\nSorry, I don\u2019t see it. And besides, I don’t want her ever trusting another man anyway.<\/p>\n
Unreal Love<\/h2>\n My plan goes even better than perfectly. My daughter\u2019s eyes pop as she sings and dances along to all her favorite songs: \u201cTwist and Shout,\u201d \u201cI Saw Her Standing There,\u201d and \u201cEight Days a Week.\u201d<\/p>\n
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And even after multiple screenings of my \u201cBeatles at Shea Stadium\u201d bootleg, during which the music is nearly drowned out by the jet-engine squeals of 55,000 fans, it doesn\u2019t even occur to her to question why the most popular band in the world would be playing a tiny theater at Planet Hollywood on a weekday afternoon — or why it would be half empty with no line at the box office.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
\u201cWould you like an upgrade to the front row for only $20 more?\u201d the ticket agent asked me.<\/p>\n
No, I whispered. I would like to pay $20 less<\/em> for seats in the back because she sort of knows what they\u2019re supposed to look like from all the videos.<\/p>\nAfter the show, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity transpires that even I hadn\u2019t thought of \u2026 to meet the Beatles!<\/em> They\u2019re standing right in the freaking lobby, calling her over because everyone else is walking right past them.<\/p>\nThe author’s daughter is so terrified to approach the table where she thinks the real Beatles are standing, she can barely be contained in the same frame.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nAlas, just like all kids eventually bust their parents in the Santa Claus lie, my Beatles fantasy arrives at its coda. It happens during one of our visits to what we still referred to as the “Beatles Hotel.” My daughter, now four and able to read, sees a bass guitar for sale in a collectibles store and reads that it was signed by Paul McCartney.<\/p>\n
In its display case is a photo of Paul playing the very same bass.<\/strong><\/p>\nThe real<\/em> Paul. In 2015.<\/em><\/p>\n\u201cThat\u2019s Paul, daddy!\u201d my daughter screams. \u201cWhy is he so old? Daddy, why is Paul McCartney so old?!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\nUmm, because of all the chimneys he has to slide down in a single night?<\/p>\n
As soon as she turned five, my wife and I took her to see \u201cThe Beatles LOVE.\u201d She sang and danced to that, too. But it wasn\u2019t the same. She occupied the real world by then — the one where the Beatles broke up acrimoniously, where John and George were dead and Paul and Ringo grew old, and where magic is no longer a thing that’s real.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
When our daughter was three, I gave her the most unfathomably special gift I could think of, something I dreamed of having at her age but knew I never could \u2026 the memory of having seen the greatest band of all time perform live. The closure of \u201cThe Beatles LOVE\u201d on July 7, announced on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":78,"featured_media":316843,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3313,81886],"tags":[81991,81993,90477,88913,23,81992,88253,88923],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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