People say “unlistenable” like it’s a bad thing.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n10. Have sex. Lots of sex.<\/h2>\n Oh, like you didn’t see that a mile away. Yes, extended periods of time in our homes means lots of sex. Caveat: With a monogamous partner who tests negative. For, you know, everything.<\/p>\nWe’ve been social distancing for some time, we just call it “rejection.”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nWhile Las Vegas is facing some challenges at the moment, this town doesn’t \nabide sulking.<\/p>\n
We’ll be back and better than ever soon enough, and we’d love to hear what \nyou’re going to be doing with yourself during Sin City’s ever-so-brief hiatus.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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