<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\nWe thought the story was hysterical (no surprise there), but the hilarity was tainted by a conversation with a Deja Vu Love Boutique staffer.<\/p>\n
See, the sex toy, called the “Moby Dick,” described as “lovingly detailed and crafted for realism,” is valued at $1,250.<\/p>\n
That’s a significant loss for any business, and we learned this isn’t the first time this particular knob robber has struck at Deja Vu.<\/p>\n
Workers at the store believe he’s taken other big ticket items, one valued at $2,800.<\/p>\nShop staff is convinced the suspect has committed a series of thefts along the same vein.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nNot only is Deja Vu being shafted, the value of these items makes the crime a class D felony (the cut-off is $1,200).<\/p>\n
Once the putz purloiner is apprehended, he could be facing hard time.<\/p>\n
The search for the “Dildo Bandit” has been made even more difficult because of the prevalence of masks.<\/p>\n
Despite the ballsy suspect being the target of an ongoing law enforcement probe, Metro has come up short to-date.<\/p>\n
Deja Vu has upped the ante by offering a reward for information leading to the arrest of this brazen phallus filcher.<\/p>\n
In the meantime, keep your eyes peeled, “Pawn Stars” crew!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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