{"id":26683,"date":"2021-02-16T11:01:04","date_gmt":"2021-02-16T19:01:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=26683"},"modified":"2021-02-16T11:13:01","modified_gmt":"2021-02-16T19:13:01","slug":"criss-angel-and-franco-dragone-announce-something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/criss-angel-and-franco-dragone-announce-something\/","title":{"rendered":"Criss Angel and Franco Dragone Announce Something"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

You can tell Las Vegas is healing because performers like Criss Angel are starting to send out baffling news releases again.<\/p>\n

Today, the longtime Strip magician (sorry, “magic’s most celebrated visionary”) Criss Angel announced he’ll be collaborating with Franco Dragone on something.<\/p>\n

Sorry, “Franco Dragone, the creative mastermind behind world-renowned entertainment productions including ‘O,’ ‘Mystere’ by Cirque du Solei (sic), ‘Le Reve’ and Celine Dion’s ‘A New Day.'”<\/p>\n

This is the first collaboration between Angel and Dragone and everyone involved is very excited about whatever the project might be.<\/p>\n

Honestly, we have no idea because the announcement was light on details.<\/p>\n

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The project, dubbed “Mr. Smiles & Molly,” is scheduled to open later in 2021.<\/p>\n

We trust this is a show of some sort, and that it involves Ecstasy, but other than that, all we get is buzzwords.<\/p>\n

Las Vegas performers never let a lack of information get in the way of an announcement.<\/p>\n

According to the announcement, “Mr. Smiles & Molly” will be an “Interactive Immersive Euphoria.” Remember, everything’s more exciting in title case.<\/p>\n

Our heart goes out to the P.R. firm forced to include that wording in the news release, although it’s an undeniable gift from the comedy heavens for snarky blogs and Twitter accounts. Allegedly.<\/p>\n

Also a gift is this chat between Angel and Dragone we estimate you’ll watch three minutes of, tops.<\/p>\n

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