{"id":2727,"date":"2013-10-16T00:09:36","date_gmt":"2013-10-16T07:09:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=2727"},"modified":"2013-10-16T00:12:40","modified_gmt":"2013-10-16T07:12:40","slug":"10-utterly-pointless-photos-of-las-vegas-performers-with-massive-foreheads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/10-utterly-pointless-photos-of-las-vegas-performers-with-massive-foreheads\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Utterly Pointless Photos of Las Vegas Performers With Gargantuan Foreheads"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

In our relentless pursuit of providing news of any real substance, we present 10 Las Vegas performers with incredibly massive foreheads.<\/p>\n

1. Shania Twain, Caesars Palace<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Trust,<\/a>
Trust us, this is only the beginning of the pointlessness.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

2. Carrot Top, Luxor<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Carrot<\/a>
Carrot Top puts on a great show, despite, you know.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

3. Anthony Cools, Paris Las Vegas<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"See,<\/a>
See, you’re still clinging to the hope this blog post will have a point. It won’t.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

4. Blue Man, Monte Carlo<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Now,<\/a>
Now, we’re a little freaked out.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

5. Jeff Civillico, The Quad<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Jeff<\/a>
Jeff Civillico is the only Las Vegas entertainer who will find this at all funny.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

6. Holly Madison, Mom<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"She<\/a>
She doesn’t have a show at the moment, but give her time.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

7. Penn Jillette<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"We're<\/a>
We’re leaving Teller’s forehead alone. He frightens us.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

8\/9. Frank Moreno, Stratosphere and Taylor Hicks, Paris Las Vegas<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Talent<\/a>
Talent doesn’t preclude the giantness of one’s noggin.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

10. George Wallace, Flamingo Las Vegas<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"This<\/a>
“I be thinkin’ this is easily the dumbest blog post in the history of ever.”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Hey, you kill time the way you kill time and we’ll kill time the way we kill time.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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