{"id":27853,"date":"2021-05-28T16:56:39","date_gmt":"2021-05-28T23:56:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=27853"},"modified":"2021-05-28T17:17:17","modified_gmt":"2021-05-29T00:17:17","slug":"confirmed-critics-of-elon-musks-vegas-loop-are-clueless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/confirmed-critics-of-elon-musks-vegas-loop-are-clueless\/","title":{"rendered":"Confirmed: Critics of Elon Musk’s Vegas Loop Are Clueless"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

When members of the media were invited to try Elon Musk’s underground tunnel system recently, the Vegas Loop took a major P.R. hit.<\/p>\n

Critics tore Elon Musk (whose Boring Company built the system) and the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority (who paid for it) a new one.<\/p>\n

Here’s the thing. The critics are wrong.<\/p>\n

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Suck it, Doc Brown. Elon’s “gull wings” rock.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The critics clearly don’t understand marketing or public relations. They don’t grasp creativity or boldness, and they really, really don’t get Las Vegas.<\/p>\n

The bottom line: They’re measuring the Vegas Loop, and success, wrong.<\/p>\n

We got a chance to put the Vegas Loop through its paces, and we can assure you it’s not a joke, it’s not a boondoggle and it’s going to be one of the most popular and talked-about attractions in the history of Las Vegas.<\/p>\n

Let’s get inside Elon Musk’s holes!<\/p>\n

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We need a new word for this feeling. We vote for “Schwoooomsh.”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

We know you don’t read, per se, so here’s a video of the Elon Musk Subterranean Thrill Ride Attraction Experience at the Las Vegas Convention Center. Which isn’t its real name, but it’s Las Vegas. Give it a minute.<\/p>\n

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