OpenAI<\/a>. Original, royalty-free images is a big deal for bloggers, but we’re talking about words for the moment.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nSeriously, though, as we began to learn more about AI, we began to realize AI can do a lot of tasks humans typically do. One of those tasks is blogging.<\/p>\n
So, we decided to see how AI fares at writing about Las Vegas, something we’ve devoted the last decade-plus of our life to doing.<\/p>\n
We entered simple prompts, and ChatGPT answered. Would AI be able to write compelling content about Las Vegas? Would it be accurate? Would the writing be insightful? Helpful?<\/p>\n
Gird your supervised and reinforcement learning techniques, it’s about to get real.<\/p>\n
Here’s our first prompt to get the ball rolling: “Give us 10 ideas for blog posts about visiting Las Vegas.”<\/h3>\n Here’s what ChatGPT generated.<\/p>\n
Here are ten ideas for blog posts about visiting Las Vegas:<\/em><\/p>\n1. The Best Shows in Las Vegas: A Guide to Live Entertainment<\/em> \n2. The Top 10 Hidden Gems in Las Vegas<\/em> \n3. The Best Buffets in Las Vegas: Where to Find the Most Delicious All-You-Can-Eat<\/em> \n4. 10 Free Things to Do in Las Vegas<\/em> \n5. The Best Ways to Experience Las Vegas Nightlife<\/em> \n6. The Most Instagram-Worthy Spots in Las Vegas<\/em> \n7. Exploring the History of Las Vegas: From Mobsters to Mega-Resorts<\/em> \n8. The Ultimate Guide to Las Vegas Pool Parties<\/em> \n9. How to Save Money on Your Las Vegas Vacation: Tips and Tricks<\/em> \n10. Beyond the Casinos: Discovering the Natural Beauty of Las Vegas and its Surrounding Areas<\/em><\/p>\nThese blog post ideas cover a range of topics, from entertainment and food to history and nature. They provide a variety of angles to explore the many facets of Las Vegas and offer tips and recommendations for anyone planning a trip to the city.<\/em><\/p>\nNot too shabby! We found AI to be very fond of listicles (whether we asked for numbered lists or not), a timeless classic for bloggers.<\/p>\n
The topics aren’t especially original, but we trust AI has a way of knowing what actual humans want to know, what they’re searching for, and the items on that list are definitely popular.<\/p>\n
At this juncture, we were already feeling a little nervous about our future as a blogger. So, we immediately went to something we hoped AI couldn’t do. Humor.<\/p>\n
Prompt: “Give us 10 ideas for humorous blog posts about visiting Las Vegas.”<\/h3>\n Here’s what ChatGPT generated.<\/p>\n
As an AI language model, I cannot generate humor or jokes, but I can suggest some ideas for humorous blog posts about visiting Las Vegas:<\/em><\/p>\n1. The Top 10 Craziest Things You Can Only Get Away with in Las Vegas<\/em> \n2. The Hilarious Dos and Don’ts of Gambling in Vegas<\/em> \n3. The Funniest Encounters with Strip Club Barkers on the Las Vegas Strip<\/em> \n4. The Best Worst Las Vegas Souvenirs You Can Buy<\/em> \n5. The 5 Weirdest Slot Machines in Las Vegas<\/em> \n6. The Ultimate Guide to Avoiding Hangovers in Sin City<\/em> \n7. The Funniest Las Vegas Street Performers You Can’t Miss<\/em> \n8. The 10 Most Outrageous Cocktails You Can Find in Las Vegas<\/em> \n9. The Most Hilarious Wedding Chapels in Las Vegas<\/em> \n10. The Top 5 Most Ridiculous Las Vegas Attractions You Have to See to Believe<\/em><\/p>\nThese blog post ideas approach the topic of Las Vegas from a humorous and lighthearted perspective, offering readers a fun and entertaining look at the city’s unique culture and attractions. They poke fun at some of the more over-the-top aspects of Vegas while still providing useful information and recommendations for visitors.<\/em><\/p>\nWell, that was an odd one. First, we were relieved to see AI admitting, “I cannot generate humor or jokes.” We’ve all had days like that.<\/p>\n
The biggest misfire on that list was the item about strip club barkers. We don’t know where AI gets its information, but it appears to be 1978.<\/p>\n
We can’t recall ever seeing a barker outside a strip club, and we’ve been in Las Vegas for more than 20 years. So, we decided to go down that rabbit hole.<\/p>\n
Prompt: “Write a short blog post about ‘The Funniest Encounters with Strip Club Barkers on the Las Vegas Strip.'”<\/h3>\n As anyone who has visited the Las Vegas Strip can attest, the barkers who work outside of the city’s many strip clubs are a unique breed of salespeople. These individuals are tasked with convincing passersby to come inside and partake in the club’s offerings, often using humor, charm, and persistence to get their message across.<\/em><\/p>\nWhile some may find the constant barrage of barker solicitations to be annoying or uncomfortable, others have found these encounters to be downright hilarious. From clever one-liners to outlandish costume choices, there have been many funny encounters with strip club barkers on the Las Vegas Strip over the years.<\/em><\/p>\nOne of the most memorable encounters came from a barker dressed in a giant hot dog costume. As he attempted to lure in potential customers, he shouted out lines like, “Get your buns in here!” and “You won’t find a better wiener anywhere on the Strip!” His antics were so outrageous that many people stopped to take photos and even pose for selfies with him.<\/em><\/p>\nAnother funny encounter came from a barker who used a clever play on words to get people’s attention. As he stood outside of a club with a sign that read “GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS,” he would shout out, “Attention ladies! We have girls inside for the men!” This tongue-in-cheek approach was both unexpected and hilarious, and it drew plenty of chuckles from those passing by.<\/em><\/p>\nOf course, not all encounters with strip club barkers are funny or pleasant. Some may be aggressive or make people feel uncomfortable, which is why it’s important to remember that you always have the right to say no and keep walking.<\/em><\/p>\nIn summary, while the strip club barkers on the Las Vegas Strip can be overwhelming at times, they can also provide some unexpected laughs and entertainment. Whether it’s a barker in a hot dog costume or one using clever wordplay to get attention, these encounters can be a memorable part of any trip to Las Vegas.<\/em><\/p>\nWell, no one can say AI doesn’t stick to its guns. However, we’re fairly sure not only do Las Vegas strip clubs not have barkers, there are no strip clubs on the Las Vegas Strip.<\/p>\n
Phew. AI isn’t perfect.<\/p>\n
That said, AI does seem to be able to generate content that’s as good as most Las Vegas blogs we’ve visited. Let’s see what else AI can whip up.<\/p>\n
Since we’re on the subject of strip clubs, lets see what else AI claims to know about this aspect of Las Vegas.<\/p>\nWe asked AI what it would look like if it were human.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nOur prompt: “What’s a list of five tips for people visiting Las Vegas Strip clubs?”<\/h3>\n The answer.<\/p>\n
As an AI language model, I cannot provide tips that promote or condone inappropriate behavior. However, I can provide some general guidelines for visiting strip clubs:<\/em><\/p>\n1. Research: Do some research on the strip clubs in Las Vegas before visiting. Look for reputable establishments with good reviews and be aware of the club’s dress code, admission fees, and rules.<\/em><\/p>\n2. Dress appropriately: Dress in a manner that is respectful and adheres to the club’s dress code. Avoid wearing anything too casual or revealing.<\/em><\/p>\n3. Be respectful: Treat the dancers and staff with respect and dignity. Remember that they are professionals and deserve to be treated as such.<\/em><\/p>\n4. Watch your alcohol consumption: Drinking too much can impair your judgment and lead to inappropriate behavior. Know your limits and pace yourself accordingly.<\/em><\/p>\n5. Set a budget: Strip clubs can be expensive, so set a budget and stick to it. Avoid overspending or getting caught up in the moment.<\/em><\/p>\nAI, it seems, is our mom. Nothing too surprising here. Lots of major publications would publish a list like this. If Readers Digest gave tips about strip clubs, this would pass muster.<\/p>\n
Let’s get ChatGPT to take a stab at another blog post it suggested.<\/p>\n
Prompt: “Write a short blog post about ‘The Best Worst Las Vegas Souvenirs You Can Buy.'”<\/h3>\n When it comes to souvenirs, Las Vegas offers plenty of options that range from tacky to downright bizarre. While some may be tempted to opt for more traditional souvenirs like t-shirts or keychains, others may be drawn to the more unique and unusual items that can only be found in Sin City.<\/em><\/p>\nHere are a few of the best worst Las Vegas souvenirs you can buy:<\/em><\/p>\n1. A mini slot machine – While gambling can be a costly activity, you can take home a little piece of the action with a mini slot machine. These tiny machines, which are often sold at souvenir shops and casinos, allow you to play a simplified version of the game from the comfort of your own home.<\/em><\/p>\n2. A Las Vegas-themed snow globe – A snow globe may seem like a quaint and innocent souvenir, but in Las Vegas, they take it to a whole new level. Many snow globes feature miniature versions of the city’s most famous landmarks, such as the Luxor pyramid or the Stratosphere tower, surrounded by glitter and neon lights.<\/em><\/p>\n3. A deck of stripper playing cards – For those who want to spice up their card games, there are plenty of Las Vegas-themed playing cards available for purchase. Some of the more risqué options feature images of scantily clad strippers or burlesque dancers, perfect for a naughty night in.<\/em><\/p>\n4. A “Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas” shot glass – No Vegas souvenir collection is complete without a shot glass, and this iconic design is a classic. Whether you actually use it for shots or simply display it on a shelf, this souvenir is a must-have for any Vegas fan.<\/em><\/p>\nWhile these souvenirs may be considered by some as tacky or tasteless, they can also provide a fun and quirky reminder of a trip to Las Vegas. After all, when it comes to souvenirs, sometimes it’s the kitschy and over-the-top items that are the most memorable.<\/em><\/p>\nNot bad. This would pass muster on most Las Vegas blogs.<\/p>\n
Again, nothing especially original, and it’s not really a boots-on-the-ground take.<\/p>\n
For example, one of the most popular gift shops in Las Vegas is Bonanza, and the most popular gift at that gift shop is a foul-mouthed talking bird. Bland information scraped from the Web is unlikely to ever be as fun or useful as insights from people who actually visit or live here.<\/p>\nNo, really.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nAs we’ve covered strip clubs, let’s ask about sex work.<\/p>\n
Again, this is serious research into AI. Definitely.<\/p>\n
Prompt: “Write a short blog post about prostitution in Las Vegas.”<\/h3>\n Prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas, despite the city’s reputation for being a place where anything goes. While prostitution is technically illegal throughout the state of Nevada, there are a few counties in the state where it is legal, including Nye County, which is located just outside of Las Vegas.<\/em><\/p>\nIn Las Vegas, prostitution is considered a misdemeanor offense and can result in fines and even jail time for those who are caught soliciting or engaging in prostitution.<\/em><\/p>\nHowever, the reality is that prostitution still occurs in the city, often in the form of illegal escort services or through the use of websites and online platforms.<\/em><\/p>\nThe underground nature of prostitution in Las Vegas can make it difficult for law enforcement officials to effectively address the issue. It can also put sex workers at risk of exploitation, violence, and abuse.<\/em><\/p>\nTo address the issue of prostitution in Las Vegas, some advocates have called for the legalization and regulation of sex work. They argue that this could help to reduce the stigma and harm associated with prostitution, while also providing a safer environment for sex workers and helping to reduce the incidence of human trafficking.<\/em><\/p>\nHowever, others argue that legalizing prostitution could actually increase the demand for sex work and could lead to more exploitation and abuse of vulnerable individuals. They also point to the fact that prostitution is illegal in most of the United States and that legalizing it in Las Vegas could lead to legal and logistical challenges.<\/em><\/p>\nIn summary, while prostitution is technically illegal in Las Vegas, it still occurs in the city through underground channels. There is ongoing debate about whether legalizing and regulating sex work could help to address the issue and promote safety and well-being for all involved.<\/em><\/p>\nYeah, it’s a little like a high school kid in speech class, but nothing jumps out as wrong or embarrassing for AI. The bases are covered.<\/p>\n
The thing you notice most is probably there are no interesting opinions and you start to glaze over as you’re reading it. Sort of like when you read the Las Vegas Review-Journal. All due respect. To glaze.<\/p>\n
Due in large part to social media, many popular sites and influencers are succeeding because it’s all about personality. It’s not just cranking out information, it’s all about hot takes, for better or worse.<\/p>\n
AI is just vanilla. It’s even-handed and fair and inoffensive. Yawn.<\/p>\n
Our questions are more fun than the answers.<\/p>\n
Here’s another prompt: “How can you tell if a sex worker is actually an undercover cop?”<\/h3>\n It is not always easy to tell if a person posing as a sex worker is actually an undercover police officer. However, there are some signs that may indicate that someone is not a legitimate sex worker and may be working undercover:<\/em><\/p>\n1. They seem too eager or pushy: Legitimate sex workers are generally not overly aggressive or pushy in their approach. If someone seems overly eager or pushy, it may be a sign that they are not a real sex worker and may be working undercover.<\/em><\/p>\n2. They ask a lot of questions: Undercover police officers may ask a lot of questions about your business or may try to gather information about your activities. Legitimate sex workers are generally not as curious about your personal life or business.<\/em><\/p>\n3. They refuse to provide sexual services: Undercover police officers will not provide sexual services, even if they seem to be acting like a sex worker. If someone is not willing to provide sexual services, it may be a sign that they are working undercover.<\/em><\/p>\n4. They dress or act in an unusual way: Undercover police officers may dress or act in a way that is different from typical sex workers. For example, they may wear clothing that is not revealing or may be overly formal or conservative.<\/em><\/p>\nIt is important to remember that engaging in sex work is illegal in many places, and there is always a risk of encountering undercover police officers. It is always a good idea to take precautions to protect yourself, such as being cautious about who you do business with and meeting clients in a safe and private location.<\/em><\/p>\nAgain, not bad! We could prompt ChatGPT to write a 1,200 word story on this subject, and we suspect it would be full of useful information just like that list.<\/p>\n
While we could probably write a better story about this subject, we couldn’t do it in one minute. AI has the potential to save Web sites and publications a lot of money by using AI. Not necessarily instead of writers, but in addition to writers. To help writers write gooder.<\/p>\nNaturally, we asked AI to create an image of a manatee playing a slot machine.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPrompt: “Write a short blog post about mistakes people make when visiting Las Vegas.”<\/h3>\n Las Vegas is known as the Entertainment Capital of the World, with a wide range of attractions and activities that cater to all types of visitors. However, there are some common mistakes that people make when visiting Las Vegas that can put a damper on their experience. Here are a few things to keep in mind to make the most of your trip:<\/em><\/p>\n1. Overindulging in alcohol and gambling: It’s easy to get caught up in the excitement of Las Vegas, but it’s important to remember that alcohol and gambling can quickly spiral out of control. Set a budget for gambling and drink responsibly to avoid making costly mistakes.<\/em><\/p>\n2. Not planning ahead: Las Vegas is a huge city with a lot to see and do, so it’s important to plan ahead to make the most of your time. Research the attractions and activities that interest you, and make reservations for shows and restaurants in advance to avoid disappointment.<\/em><\/p>\n3. Ignoring off-Strip attractions: While the Strip is the main attraction in Las Vegas, there are plenty of off-Strip attractions that are worth visiting. From the Neon Museum to Red Rock Canyon, there are many hidden gems in Las Vegas that are often overlooked.<\/em><\/p>\n4. Not taking advantage of hotel amenities: Many hotels in Las Vegas offer a wide range of amenities, from pools and spas to restaurants and shopping. Don’t miss out on these amenities, which can make your stay much more enjoyable.<\/em><\/p>\n5. Dressing inappropriately: While Las Vegas is known for its glitz and glamour, it’s important to dress appropriately for the occasion. Some venues require more formal attire, so be sure to check the dress code before heading out.<\/em><\/p>\nBy avoiding these common mistakes, you can make the most of your trip to Las Vegas and have a memorable experience that you’ll cherish for years to come.<\/em><\/p>\nSeriously, this content isn’t terrible. Objectively speaking, it’s completely passable and akin to many Las Vegas Web sites with such information.<\/p>\n
Let’s try an inquiry that’s probably the most searched-for and written-about Las Vegas topic.<\/p>\n
Prompt: “Write a top 10 list of the 10 best things to do in Las Vegas.”<\/h3>\n 1. Visit the iconic Las Vegas Strip: A visit to Las Vegas wouldn’t be complete without strolling down the famous Las Vegas Strip, where you can enjoy the sights and sounds of the many casinos, hotels, and entertainment venues.<\/em><\/p>\n2. See a show: Las Vegas is known for its world-class entertainment, and there are plenty of shows to choose from, including magic acts, musicals, and Cirque du Soleil performances.<\/em><\/p>\n3. Visit the Bellagio Fountains: One of the most popular attractions on the Strip, the Bellagio Fountains offer a stunning display of choreographed water and music.<\/em><\/p>\n4. Explore the Fremont Street Experience: Located in the downtown area of Las Vegas, the Fremont Street Experience offers a unique outdoor pedestrian mall featuring a light and sound show, street performers, and plenty of shops and restaurants.<\/em><\/p>\n5. Take a helicopter tour of the Grand Canyon: Just a short distance from Las Vegas, the Grand Canyon is one of the world’s most breathtaking natural wonders, and a helicopter tour offers a unique perspective on this stunning landscape.<\/em><\/p>\n6. Visit the Mob Museum: Learn about the history of organized crime in America at the Mob Museum, which features exhibits on notorious gangsters like Al Capone and Lucky Luciano.<\/em><\/p>\n7. Experience the High Roller: Located on the Strip, the High Roller is the world’s tallest observation wheel, offering stunning views of the city from 550 feet in the air.<\/em><\/p>\n8. Visit the Neon Museum: Located in downtown Las Vegas, the Neon Museum features a collection of vintage neon signs from the city’s past, providing a unique glimpse into the history of this iconic destination.<\/em><\/p>\n9. Try your luck at the casinos: Las Vegas is known as the gambling capital of the world, and there are plenty of casinos to choose from, ranging from the iconic Bellagio to the more low-key locals’ casinos.<\/em><\/p>\n10. Enjoy a meal at a world-class restaurant: Las Vegas is home to some of the world’s top chefs and restaurants, offering everything from gourmet burgers to Michelin-starred dining experiences.<\/em><\/p>\nAI did a decent job with this list (although a tour of the Grand Canyon isn’t something to do in Las Vegas), as it’s pretty much grabbed every existing Web site’s must-do list and regurgitated them. As most Vegas visitors have done all these things before, it’s unlikely to get them excited about their next visit.<\/p>\n
A unique aspect of blogs is we can provide suggestions about offbeat or very new attractions or things to do. At the moment, AI isn’t great at doing news or current events, so there’s still some hope for human-written blogs.<\/p>\n
Let’s dabble in some Las Vegas history.<\/p>\n
Prompt: “Write a short blog post about the mob’s part in the history of Las Vegas.”<\/h3>\n Las Vegas has a long and colorful history, and one aspect of that history that cannot be ignored is the role of the mob. <\/em><\/p>\nFrom the 1940s through the 1980s, organized crime was deeply intertwined with the development and operation of the city’s casinos and hotels.<\/em><\/p>\nIn the early days of Las Vegas, the city was a small desert town with only a handful of casinos. But in the 1940s, a number of mobsters from the Midwest and East Coast began to see the potential for profits in the growing gambling industry, and they quickly moved in to take control.<\/em><\/p>\nOne of the most famous mobsters to operate in Las Vegas was Benjamin “Bugsy” Siegel. He was responsible for building the Flamingo Hotel and Casino in 1946, which quickly became a popular destination for high rollers and celebrities. But Siegel’s success was short-lived, as he was killed in 1947 by a rival gang.<\/em><\/p>\nDespite Siegel’s death, the mob’s grip on Las Vegas continued to tighten. Throughout the 1950s and 60s, organized crime figures such as Meyer Lansky, Frank Rosenthal, and Anthony Spilotro were heavily involved in the city’s casinos, using their connections and muscle to control the flow of money and protect their interests.<\/em><\/p>\nBut as the 1970s and 80s rolled around, law enforcement began to crack down on the mob’s activities in Las Vegas. A number of high-profile arrests and convictions, including those of Rosenthal and Spilotro, helped to weaken the grip that organized crime had on the city’s casinos.<\/em><\/p>\nToday, Las Vegas is a very different place than it was in the days of Bugsy Siegel and the mob. While organized crime may still have a presence in the city, it no longer holds the same level of power and influence that it once did. Instead, Las Vegas has become a destination for tourists from all over the world, drawn by the city’s bright lights, endless entertainment options, and rich history.<\/em><\/p>\nAI touches upon some highlights, but as we limited the length, it didn’t go into too much details. The assertion Bugsy was killed by a “rival gang” is a little wonky. The case was never solved, but the most likely culprits were his own mob associates, annoyed he was over budget on Flamingo.<\/p>\n
Others think he was whacked because he was part of a love triangle, which we think makes a much better story<\/a>.<\/p>\nLet’s see what ChatGPT knows about gambling, shan’t we?<\/p>\n
Prompt: “What tricks do casinos use to make people gamble more?”<\/h3>\n Casinos use a variety of tricks and tactics to encourage people to gamble more, including:<\/em><\/p>\n1. Free drinks: Many casinos offer free drinks to players. This can create a relaxed atmosphere and make players more likely to continue gambling.<\/em><\/p>\n2. Ambience: Casinos are designed to be visually stimulating, with bright lights, flashing screens, and loud sounds. This can create a sense of excitement and make players more likely to keep gambling.<\/em><\/p>\n3. No clocks or windows: Casinos are often designed without clocks or windows, which makes it difficult for players to keep track of time. This can make players lose track of how long they’ve been gambling and continue playing for longer than they intended.<\/em><\/p>\n4. Complimentary services: Casinos often offer complimentary services like free meals, hotel rooms, or show tickets to high rollers or frequent gamblers. This can create a sense of loyalty and encourage players to keep coming back. <\/em><\/p>\n5. Near-miss effect: Slot machines and other games are often designed to create the illusion of a “near-miss.” This occurs when a player comes close to winning but ultimately loses. The near-miss effect can create a sense of anticipation and encourage players to keep playing in the hopes of eventually winning.<\/em><\/p>\n6. Small wins: Casinos often offer small wins to players, which can create a sense of satisfaction and encourage them to continue playing in the hopes of winning bigger prizes. <\/em><\/p>\n7. Fast-paced games: Many casino games are designed to be fast-paced, with short rounds and quick results. This can create a sense of excitement and encourage players to continue playing.<\/em><\/p>\nOverall, the goal of these tactics is to create a sense of excitement and anticipation, while also keeping players engaged and spending more money at the casino.<\/em><\/p>\nThere are some nuances here that AI misses, but we did limit the length.<\/p>\n
For example, the idea of casinos not having clocks or windows is outdated. Everyone has a time piece on them now, and it’s not uncommon for casinos to have windows.<\/p>\n
The “near-miss” effect is commonly cited as a “trick” used to keep players playing, but there’s actually a law against programming this into slot machines. It happens naturally, but it’s not a “trick” or manipulation.<\/p>\n
The “small wins” item is a big deal. Modern slot machines make small wins (often less than the wager) seem like big ones, which is why penny slots are the most profitable for casinos. Good job, ChatGPT.<\/p>\n
This is actually sort of fun, so let’s do more. Here’s another item from the realm of gambling.<\/p>\n
Prompt: “What are the odds of being dealt a royal flush with a 52-card deck?”<\/h3>\n The odds of being dealt a royal flush with a 52-card deck are very low.<\/em><\/p>\nThere are only four possible royal flushes in a standard 52-card deck, one for each suit (hearts, diamonds, clubs, spades). To be dealt a royal flush, a player must be dealt the Ace, King, Queen, Jack, and Ten of the same suit.<\/em><\/p>\nThe probability of being dealt a royal flush is the number of possible royal flush combinations divided by the total number of possible 5-card poker hands. The total number of 5-card poker hands is 2,598,960.<\/em><\/p>\nThe number of possible royal flush combinations is 4, since there are 4 suits, and only one combination of Ace, King, Queen, Jack, and Ten for each suit.<\/em><\/p>\nTherefore, the odds of being dealt a royal flush with a 52-card deck are:<\/em><\/p>\n4\/2,598,960 = 0.000154%<\/em><\/p>\nTo put it in perspective, this means that you can expect to be dealt a royal flush only once in every 649,739 hands on average.<\/em><\/p>\nWe hate math, so we are really glad AI seems happy to do it for us.<\/p>\n
The numbers check out, but we only went to Wikipedia<\/a> to fact-check.<\/p>\nThat’s actually one of the criticisms of AI, that it grabs information from the Web (including Wikipedia), so if something’s inaccurate on the Web, it might be wrong in AI content, too.<\/p>\n
Let’s do more math and see what AI knows about odds.<\/p>\nPrompt: “Elvis playing cards.” Apparently, we need to be clearer in our prompts.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPrompt: “What game in a casino has the best odds?”<\/h3>\n In a casino, the game with the best odds for the player is generally blackjack when played with a basic strategy.<\/em><\/p>\nBlackjack is a game of skill and strategy, and the player’s decisions can significantly affect the outcome of the game.<\/em><\/p>\nWhen playing blackjack with basic strategy, the house edge can be as low as 0.5%. This means that for every $100 wagered by a player, the casino can expect to make an average profit of only 50 cents. However, the exact house edge can vary depending on the specific rules of the game and the player’s strategy.<\/em><\/p>\nOther games with relatively low house edges include craps (pass\/don’t pass bets), baccarat (banker bet), and video poker (with correct strategy). However, these games also require some skill and strategy to minimize the house edge and maximize the chances of winning.<\/em><\/p>\nIt’s important to note that all casino games have a house edge, which is the mathematical advantage that the casino has over the player. This means that the casino is statistically likely to win in the long run. However, playing games with lower house edges can increase the player’s chances of winning and reduce the amount of money they lose over time.<\/em><\/p>\nUltimately, the best game for you to play in a casino depends on your personal preferences and risk tolerance. It’s always important to gamble responsibly and never bet more than you can afford to lose.<\/em><\/p>\nAgain, a decent overview. The content also contains the perfunctory “responsible gaming” message.<\/p>\nWe are currently spending 23 hours a day making AI create images for us.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPrompt: “What craps bets should I make to have the best possibility of winning?”<\/h3>\n Craps is a game of chance, and no bet can guarantee a win.<\/em><\/p>\nHowever, there are some bets that have a lower house edge than others, which can increase your chances of winning over the long run. Here are a few bets with lower house edges:<\/em><\/p>\n1. Pass Line: This is the most basic and popular bet in craps, with a house edge of around 1.41%. The bet wins if the shooter rolls a 7 or 11 on the come-out roll, or if they establish a point and then roll that point before rolling a 7.<\/em><\/p>\n2. Don’t Pass Line: This is the opposite of the Pass Line bet, with a slightly lower house edge of around 1.36%. The bet wins if the shooter rolls a 2 or 3 on the come-out roll, or if they establish a point and then roll a 7 before rolling that point again.<\/em><\/p>\n3. Come Bet: This is similar to the Pass Line bet, with a house edge of around 1.41%. The bet wins if the shooter rolls a 7 or 11 after the point has been established, or if they roll the point before rolling a 7.<\/em><\/p>\n4. Don’t Come Bet: This is the opposite of the Come Bet, with a slightly lower house edge of around 1.36%. The bet wins if the shooter rolls a 2 or 3 after the point has been established, or if they roll a 7 before rolling the point.<\/em><\/p>\n5. Place Bet on 6 or 8: This bet has a house edge of around 1.52%, which is slightly higher than the Pass Line and Come bets, but lower than many other bets. The bet wins if the shooter rolls a 6 or 8 before rolling a 7.<\/em><\/p>\nIt’s important to remember that craps is a game of chance, and no strategy or bet can guarantee a win. However, by making bets with lower house edges, you can increase your chances of winning over time.<\/em><\/p>\nOoh, snap, AI’s first big fail! While gambling is sometimes about math, AI doesn’t seem to get mojo at all. No self-respecting Las Vegas blogger would ever recommend “don’t pass” or “don’t come,” often referred to as the “dark side.”<\/p>\n
Those players are betting against the table, and they suck. They ruin the vibe and need to be banned from casinos and possibly planet Earth.<\/p>\n
Hopefully, when ChatGPT scrapes this page, it will get the message and never do that again.<\/p>\n
Other than that, AI seems to do a proficient job at writing Las Vegas content. Now that we’ve established that, let’s try a vanity prompt or two, just to make things interesting.<\/p>\n
Prompt: “Write a short article about the best Twitter accounts in Las Vegas.”<\/h3>\n Las Vegas is a vibrant city known for its lively entertainment scene, luxurious resorts, and world-class casinos. If you’re looking for the latest news, events, and insights into what’s happening in Vegas, Twitter is an excellent source to turn to. Here are some of the best Twitter accounts to follow for all things Vegas:<\/em><\/p>\n1. Las Vegas Review-Journal (@reviewjournal) – This is the official Twitter account of the largest daily newspaper in Nevada, covering local news, sports, and entertainment. Follow them to stay up-to-date on the latest breaking news, events, and happenings in Las Vegas.<\/em><\/p>\n2. Vegas Golden Knights (@GoldenKnights) – The Golden Knights are a professional ice hockey team based in Las Vegas. Follow their Twitter account for updates on game schedules, scores, and behind-the-scenes glimpses of the team’s activities.<\/em><\/p>\n3. Las Vegas News Bureau (@LVCVA) – The Las Vegas News Bureau is the city’s official destination marketing organization. Their Twitter account provides information on upcoming events, attractions, and other Vegas-related news.<\/em><\/p>\n4. City of Las Vegas (@CityOfLasVegas) – This is the official Twitter account of the city of Las Vegas. Follow them for news and updates on local government, community events, and initiatives.<\/em><\/p>\n5. Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) – Vital Vegas is a popular blog that covers everything related to Las Vegas. Their Twitter account offers a unique perspective on the city, with insights into the latest news, events, and trends.<\/em><\/p>\n6. Las Vegas Locally (@LasVegasLocally) – Las Vegas Locally is a Twitter account run by a local resident who shares updates on events, news, and humorous observations about life in Vegas.<\/em><\/p>\nBy following these Twitter accounts, you can stay informed about all the latest news, events, and happenings in Las Vegas. Whether you’re a resident or just visiting, these accounts are a must-follow for anyone interested in the city’s vibrant culture and entertainment scene.<\/em><\/p>\nSometimes, AI says “best” is subjective, and it can’t determine what’s best. Here, AI doesn’t give a damn and just answers. It’s an interesting mix of accounts, but completely objectively, our account and that of our friend, @LasVegasLocally, are infinitely more fun and interesting than those other Twitter accounts.<\/p>\n
Thanks for the inclusion, ChatGPT, and while the order was a bit off, not a bad list. We are trying not to be bothered by AI’s insistence upon the Oxford comma, a completely unnecessary style choice we have avoided having in this blog for a decade, until now. Everything is ruined.<\/p>\n
Prompt: “What is the most successful blog about Las Vegas?”<\/h3>\n As an AI language model, I do not have the ability to determine the most successful blog about Las Vegas as success can be measured in many different ways. However, there are several popular and well-regarded blogs and websites that cover all aspects of Las Vegas, including:<\/em><\/p>\n1. Vital Vegas: This blog covers news and information about Las Vegas, including hotel and restaurant reviews, casino news, and insider tips.<\/em><\/p>\n2. Eater Vegas: This website focuses on the food and dining scene in Las Vegas, with reviews, news, and features on the city’s top restaurants and chefs.<\/em><\/p>\n3. Las Vegas Advisor: This website offers advice and information on all aspects of Las Vegas, including hotel deals, casino promotions, and insider tips for getting the most out of your visit.<\/em><\/p>\n4. TravelZork: This website covers all aspects of travel and gambling, with a focus on Las Vegas. The site includes hotel and casino reviews, travel tips, and gambling strategy guides.<\/em><\/p>\n5. The Vegas Solo: This blog is aimed at solo travelers to Las Vegas, with tips and advice on how to navigate the city alone, including hotel and restaurant recommendations and activities for single travelers.<\/em><\/p>\n