{"id":37251,"date":"2023-08-03T17:05:22","date_gmt":"2023-08-04T00:05:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=37251"},"modified":"2023-08-04T15:36:56","modified_gmt":"2023-08-04T22:36:56","slug":"heres-a-metric-ass-ton-of-vegas-news-dumpery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/heres-a-metric-ass-ton-of-vegas-news-dumpery\/","title":{"rendered":"Here’s a Metric Ass-Ton of Las Vegas News Dumpery"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
There’s a lot happening in Las Vegas, and we are only one person, so we’re providing this hastily-slapped-together round-up of news to keep you in the loop about all the latest goings-on.<\/p>\n
Yes, all of this news has been shared on Twitter, but you seem to have common sense, so probably don’t spend much time there. You also don’t seem to be aware Twitter isn’t even Twitter anymore, it’s X. We are not making this up.<\/p>\n
Anyway, we are very busy hitting royal flushes on an almost daily basis, so we need to move this along. Here’s a metric ass-ton of Vegas news.<\/p>\n