{"id":37439,"date":"2023-08-25T16:16:51","date_gmt":"2023-08-25T23:16:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=37439"},"modified":"2023-08-25T16:32:40","modified_gmt":"2023-08-25T23:32:40","slug":"dumbasses-kill-innocent-bat-sue-new-york-new-york","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/dumbasses-kill-innocent-bat-sue-new-york-new-york\/","title":{"rendered":"Dumbasses Kill Innocent Bat, Sue New York-New York Resort"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
A family visiting Las Vegas from Arizona discovered a bat in their room at New York-New York and proceeded to kill the animal with a shoe.<\/p>\n
Now, the dingbats are suing New York-New York, and its owner, MGM Resorts. Because of course they are, and we are yet again one step closer to the collapse of civilization.<\/p>\n
The incident happened in April 2022, and not a single media outlet has raised the question of why these morons killed a bat for no good reason. Would they have killed a manatee or hummingbird in their room? More importantly, why are you silently answering a rhetorical question?<\/p>\n