{"id":41264,"date":"2024-08-20T18:04:58","date_gmt":"2024-08-21T01:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=41264"},"modified":"2024-08-20T20:14:17","modified_gmt":"2024-08-21T03:14:17","slug":"perfunctory-round-up-a-metric-ass-ton-of-venetian-restaurant-goings-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/perfunctory-round-up-a-metric-ass-ton-of-venetian-restaurant-goings-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Perfunctory Round-Up: A Metric Ass-Ton of Venetian Restaurant Goings-On"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
It’s a slow news day in Las Vegas and that means we get to coast and do a round-up of restaurant news from Venetian and Palazzo.<\/p>\n
Breaking news constantly is exhausting. News round-ups are like taking a day off. In the social media world, of course, “taking a day off” is always in quotation marks because social media never ends.<\/p>\n
Yes, round-ups are incredibly boring, but they require introductory paragraphs (sometimes several), and all those words means we’re that much closer to hitting the casino to lose our mortgage payment on Double Double Bonus video poker. Which is an odd thing to lose given we don’t have a mortgage anymore. No car payments, either. Thank you, Casino.org<\/a>. Moving on.<\/p>\n