{"id":4361,"date":"2013-11-30T00:30:05","date_gmt":"2013-11-30T07:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=4361"},"modified":"2013-11-30T02:12:06","modified_gmt":"2013-11-30T09:12:06","slug":"12-confections-youll-tempted-fornicate-m-resort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/12-confections-youll-tempted-fornicate-m-resort\/","title":{"rendered":"12 Treats You’ll Be Tempted to Fornicate With at M Resort’s Baby Cakes Bakery"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Don’t get us wrong. This Las Vegas blog is not recommending you fornicate with baked goods, necessarily.<\/p>\n

We’re just saying there are some temptations inside the Baby Cakes Artisan Bakery at M Resort you might be tempted to go all the way with.<\/p>\n

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You have a one track mind.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

M Resort is about 15 minutes south of The Strip, and it’s one of our favorite places to eat, drink, gamble and fornicate. Although, not always in that order.<\/p>\n

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We’re only human.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Baby Cakes<\/a> is just off the casino floor at M Resort. It’s open 24 hours a day, for all your reckless caloric intake needs.<\/p>\n

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Technically, this is healthy food, right?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Aside from the titular cakes at Baby Cakes, the shop also boasts freshly-made pastries and artisan breads.<\/p>\n

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Fact: Cupcakes have fewer calories if you eat them super slowly, probably.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The biggest dilemma at Baby Cakes is narrowing down your options.<\/p>\n

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Self-restraint isn’t in our vocabulary. Then again, neither is concupiscent, although it probably should be.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Oh, and we’d be remiss if we didn’t mention Baby Cakes also boasts some of the best gelato in Las Vegas.<\/p>\n

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Note: Fornicating with gelato may make it melt faster. Allegedly.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Here, then, are a dozen random samples of the patisserie (a fancy word for bakery) experience that awaits at Baby Cakes inside M Resort Las Vegas.<\/p>\n