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Our last collection of ridiculous Las Vegas ads was such a hit, we decided to share another 10 of them. From silly to blatantly WTF, the staged, Photoshopped and awkwardly-orchestrated rule in Las Vegas advertising.<\/p>\n

1. Gold Diggers at Golden Nugget<\/strong><\/p>\n

Let’s just say it. You will never, ever see people that look like this, or who dress like this, at Gold Diggers at Golden Nugget. Fake out!<\/p>\n

\"Golden<\/a>
The alternate reality of Las Vegas advertising.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

2. Silverton Casino and Hotel<\/strong><\/p>\n

Yeah, this happens.<\/p>\n

\"Silverton<\/a>
Um, security.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

3. New York-New York<\/strong><\/p>\n

Just another typical day at New York-New York. You’d think at least one of these people might be having a bad day.<\/p>\n

\"New<\/a>
There’s no challenge as great for models as simulating fun around dueling pianos.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

4. Luxor<\/strong><\/p>\n

Who’s up for some sushi at Luxor? Sushi that looks as perfect as the people pretending to eat it.<\/p>\n

\"Luxor<\/a>
This photo represents any number of ways to be disappointed when you actually visit.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

5.Excalibur Steakhouse<\/strong><\/p>\n

In Las Vegas advertising, a mathematically precise cross-section of ethnicity, age and gender is required.<\/p>\n

\"Excalibur<\/a>
Obviously her first time using a chair.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

6. Circus Circus Casino<\/strong><\/p>\n

Let’s just say this ad doesn’t reflect the typical grooming of guests in the Circus Circus casino, and leave it at that.<\/p>\n

\"Circus<\/a>
Note: It’s poor form to punch your fellow blackjack players in the face.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

7. Circus Circus Casino Déjà Vu<\/strong><\/p>\n

This Vegas blog doesn’t have a particularly good memory, but even we know when we’re being duped. These folks look familiar? Yeah, they just did a wardrobe change. Sigh.<\/p>\n

\"Circus<\/a>
Same group, but the guy with the gray hair lost his red-headed stalker. Interesting that everyone’s winning, too. Just like a real casino!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

8. Cher at MGM Grand<\/strong><\/p>\n

We don’t know who this 15-year-old girl is, but it’s pretty clear somebody should have their Photoshop certificate revoked.<\/p>\n

\"Cher<\/a>
Cher is actually 67 years old. Years, not weeks.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

9. Senor Frog’s at TI<\/strong><\/p>\n

This Vegas blog has been to Senor Frog’s. It’s sort of whatever the opposite of this is.<\/p>\n

\"Senor<\/a>
Bonus points to the guy with a Senor Frog’s patch on his pant leg.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

10. The Mirage<\/strong><\/p>\n

Let’s get this straight. No group of guys has ever dressed this well in the history of fabric.<\/p>\n

\"Mirage<\/a>
Oh, no, you did not just put pastrami and a plate of pickles in one ad. Subliminal, much?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

If you see other examples of WTF Las Vegas ads, please send them our way. Some day, Vegas establishments are going to get that we’re just not buying it.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Our last collection of ridiculous Las Vegas ads was such a hit, we decided to share another 10 of them. From silly to blatantly WTF, the staged, Photoshopped and awkwardly-orchestrated rule in Las Vegas advertising. 1. Gold Diggers at Golden Nugget Let’s just say it. 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