{"id":894,"date":"2013-08-27T01:31:39","date_gmt":"2013-08-27T08:31:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=894"},"modified":"2013-08-27T12:36:44","modified_gmt":"2013-08-27T19:36:44","slug":"11-alternate-uses-for-your-casino-players-club-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/11-alternate-uses-for-your-casino-players-club-card\/","title":{"rendered":"11 Alternate Uses for Your Casino Players Club Card"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

If you’re like us, you have a serious surplus of casino loyalty club cards.<\/p>\n

Over time, dupes and expired players club cards seem to magically accumulate, but rather than discarding them (literally), consider one of our 11 alternate uses for these otherwise pesky cards. You might end up saving time, money or valuable landfill space. (Not really, but it sounds good, doesn’t it?)<\/p>\n

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Yes, some of these ideas ruin your cards. Don’t worry, the casinos will make more.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

1. iPhone Stand<\/strong><\/p>\n

Here’s a trick that’s convenient and a money-saver. Just make a couple of bends in your card, and you’ve got a handy iPhone stand, perfect for multimedia viewing on the fly.<\/p>\n

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If you think these ideas are going to get better as we go along, you are sadly mistaken.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Why waste money on cell phone accessories when you can waste it on lap dances and gambling instead? The players club card smartphone stand is adjustable, too. Just change the angle of the bends. This isn’t rocket science.<\/p>\n

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Bonus alternate use: Gambling-themed business card holder, anyone?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

2. Paint Masking Tool<\/strong><\/p>\n

Painter’s tape and edge-painting tools can be a pain, so try this “Why didn’t I think of that?” technique.<\/p>\n

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DIY painting precision, baby. We can call you “baby,” right?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

3. Crumber<\/strong><\/p>\n

You’ve no doubt seen them in high-end restaurants, as servers and bus boys use their “crumbers” (also called “groomers”) to clean tables between courses. A players club card can accomplish the same task, but without all the pretense.<\/p>\n

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Now, you can feel like you’re at a fancy Wynn restaurant even though you’re eating crackers, at home.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

4. Guitar Pick<\/strong><\/p>\n

If you’re a plucker, no problem, but if you’re a strummer, you’re probably going to need a pick. This handmade pick is great in a pinch, and you can cut out about six from a typical players club card.<\/p>\n

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We have clearly never used an actual guitar pick, but you get the idea.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

5. Ninja Throwing Star<\/strong><\/p>\n

You just never know when your enemies might try a sneak attack. With a little practice, and a flick of the wrist, a thrown players card can wreak some serious havoc.<\/p>\n

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Well, at least that’s not mildly disturbing.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

6. Optical Illusion<\/strong><\/p>\n

Players club cards are so versatile, they can even serve as conversation starters. Here’s a cool effect that seems to defy the laws of the natural world. You know, like Criss Angel. (And we don’t mean that in a good way.)<\/p>\n

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How blown is your mind right now? (Would it kill you to just play along?)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Of course, you’ll want step-by-step instructions so you, too, can impress friends and loved ones. As long as your friends and loved ones are easily impressed, of course.<\/p>\n

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